I hate when I’m crying

And someone walks in or calls my name and then I have to go from this:

  To this:

Instantly.

Our Father who is in class

Reduce our classes, increase our vacation

 
Forgive glues, as we forgive the existence of teachers

 
Do not let us in recovery, but deliver us from failure

 
Amen

it's time to erase the little candle ....

who sent it, bitch?

Reasons why I like to play Uno:

( ) To have fun with my friends!

 
( ) To have a family hobby educational!

 
( ) To entertain the head and remove the stress!

 
(X) TAKES MORE FOUR BITCH! HAHAHA ! UNO UNO UNO! SPEAK BEFORE YOU BUY BUY BUY! JUMPED YOU, LOST TIME!

 

When your friend falls:

You are kind of:
-My love is it okay?

 

And then:

- Come on here.

 

But when your best friend falls:

Go donkey, break everything right, this is it.

 

  And then:
Dude, I will not pretend that you know ... that's what shame

 

When I was a kid

Mom:  

-What a beautiful drawing your son, who are these animals?

 

You: 

-They are not animals mother, are you, Dad and me.

I never wanted to know the secret formula of Coca-Cola

I want to know is the Krabby Patty, understand ?