When my mother goes to work:

10 seconds later:

1 hour later:

4 hours later:

8 hours later:

1 minutes before she arrived:

One moment the Ass of your teacher're in your face when he's correcting something of Your colleague.

I hate when I miss the cake ingredients and Powerpuff Girls were born!

The art to excite yourself,

 only the strong have.

When people die in a horror movie:

 
  ( ) How sad ...

 
(X) if they heard me, would not have died!

Disguising a slip:

Expectation:

Reality:

 

Scientific: "aliens invading the earth! Aff, you have nothing better to invent not? "

Adventure: "Aff, I'm sure the strong one will save the girl and they will be happy in the end"

Romance: "Oh your ASS! You don't see that ta is another frame no ???!!!"

Suspense: "CAUTION! BEHIND YOU, QUICK! TURN, TURN! "

Terror: "Oh that ASS! Who's the normal person who enters a haunted house at night and these alone? is asking to die! "

"How many times, I'll have to talk to you out of this computer? "

- Calm down mom, only waving goodbye ...

When I'm in my room listening to my favorite songs ...

And my mother invades ...

 
And says: 

-Wow, That music is very bad!

 
And I think:

  "You invaded my territory, no one called you, Get out of here now!"

 
But as it comes down to not hit me, I stop the music and wait for her to withdraw ...

 
When she finally leaves ...

 

() OMG! Look at these people dying, how awful! 

 

(X) Poor little horse! Noo, Let's the little horse alone, he hasen't no guilt!

Have you noticed that 98% of celebrities say they were buzzing at school, were excluded and the like?

I'm halfway to being famous:

 

When you see someone passing on the street the school: