When my mother goes to work:

10 seconds later:

1 hour later:

4 hours later:

8 hours later:

1 minutes before she arrived:

One moment the Ass of your teacher're in your face when he's correcting something of Your colleague.

I hate when I miss the cake ingredients and Powerpuff Girls were born!

The art to excite yourself,

 only the strong have.

When people die in a horror movie:

 
  ( ) How sad ...

 
(X) if they heard me, would not have died!

Disguising a slip:

Expectation:

Reality:

 

Scientific: "aliens invading the earth! Aff, you have nothing better to invent not? "

Adventure: "Aff, I'm sure the strong one will save the girl and they will be happy in the end"

Romance: "Oh your ASS! You don't see that ta is another frame no ???!!!"

Suspense: "CAUTION! BEHIND YOU, QUICK! TURN, TURN! "

Terror: "Oh that ASS! Who's the normal person who enters a haunted house at night and these alone? is asking to die! "

"How many times, I'll have to talk to you out of this computer? "

- Calm down mom, only waving goodbye ...

When I'm in my room listening to my favorite songs ...

And my mother invades ...

 
And says: 

-Wow, That music is very bad!

 
And I think:

  "You invaded my territory, no one called you, Get out of here now!"

 
But as it comes down to not hit me, I stop the music and wait for her to withdraw ...

 
When she finally leaves ...

 

() OMG! Look at these people dying, how awful! 

 

(X) Poor little horse! Noo, Let's the little horse alone, he hasen't no guilt!

Have you noticed that 98% of celebrities say they were buzzing at school, were excluded and the like?

I'm halfway to being famous:

 

When you see someone passing on the street the school:

I hate when I’m crying

And someone walks in or calls my name and then I have to go from this:

  To this:

Instantly.

Our Father who is in class

Reduce our classes, increase our vacation

 
Forgive glues, as we forgive the existence of teachers

 
Do not let us in recovery, but deliver us from failure

 
Amen

it's time to erase the little candle ....

who sent it, bitch?

Reasons why I like to play Uno:

( ) To have fun with my friends!

 
( ) To have a family hobby educational!

 
( ) To entertain the head and remove the stress!

 
(X) TAKES MORE FOUR BITCH! HAHAHA ! UNO UNO UNO! SPEAK BEFORE YOU BUY BUY BUY! JUMPED YOU, LOST TIME!

 

When your friend falls:

You are kind of:
-My love is it okay?

 

And then:

- Come on here.

 

But when your best friend falls:

Go donkey, break everything right, this is it.

 

  And then:
Dude, I will not pretend that you know ... that's what shame

 

When I was a kid

Mom:  

-What a beautiful drawing your son, who are these animals?

 

You: 

-They are not animals mother, are you, Dad and me.

I never wanted to know the secret formula of Coca-Cola

I want to know is the Krabby Patty, understand ?